I enjoy communicating with visitors to this webpage via email, to hear what they have to say and to learn new things. It's enlightening at times. However, it can also be problematic at times. I don't mean to sound irritible or seclusive, but I decided to throw together this simple guideline for people before sending me and email. So, uh... starting with Number 1.

1: Submitting a newly found Secret World.

I'll admit, I've played Metroid 2 so many times that you'd think I knew it like the back of my hand. While this is partially true, it's also partially wrong. So please, if you find something so cool that you gotta show me, please be specific in explaining where it is. I mean, if you tell me to go where that L-shaped ledge near that one Gamma Metroid is, I'll not have any idea where the hell that is... So please, give me a major landmark in the game and tell me where to go from there.

2: Submitting a new enemy.

If you find a SW enemy, let me know if you want it to be included in the SW Enemies section, and also suggest a name and description for it. I kinda hit a writer's block with my own descriptions. (That's a fancy way of saying that I lost interest.)

3: Sending attachments.

I'm going to clear this right out here in the open:

-If you send me a large attachment, ask me first. Otherwise, I'll ignore you.
-If you plan to send one or two simple screenshots, that will be fine. Please don't include them in .zip files.
-Explain what your attachment is, or else it will be deleted.
-Do not send .zip files unless I otherwise request you to do so, or else they will be deleted as well.

You see, I am constantly bombarded by quaint attempts to infect my computer with a virus. If your attachment is unexplained or otherwise defiant of the guidelines above, then you'll be wasting more of your time than mine.

4: Asking questions.

I know how confusing the concept of SW's and accessing them and how they work can be quite confusing, and I'll be the first to admit that my poor writing skills don't help things along very much. As I also mentioned above, I've played through Metroid 2 a countless dozen of times. If you want to ask me something about Secret Worlds or even normal gameplay in Metroid 2, or even any Metroid game for that matter, please make sense. If you're older than 6 years of age, then please type like it. ID CNA'T RAED ILeGIBIL EMIALS. If it isn't legible, it will be ignored.

On a follow-up note, typing in caps makes the typist seem unintelligent. It just bugs me.

On another follow-up note, please ask intelligent questions.

On one last note, and I'll use all the annoying emphasis tricks, DO NOT REQUEST ROM FILES. I will not give you any ROM files, I will not tell you where you can find ROM files, and I will not tell you who you could ask for ROM files. Neither I nor any affiliates will distribute ROM files.

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